United States of America

No one likes this place. It's a huge waste of space. We could sell it to some other country who needs a landfill. Even their big cities don't have a lot of people. We could build like waterparks or something instead of have just fields. It smells here too. The entire state doesn't shower. Their football used to be all they had and now they aren't even good enough to get into a bowl game. If we sold it to Mexico or some other foreign country, then we could have lots of really good authentic food.

We, the undersigned, have called to sell/no longer view Nebraska as a state of the United State of America.

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The Get Rid of Nebraska petition to America was written by Joseph Halverson and is in the category Government at GoPetition.