This has been an annus horribilis for the UK's Members of Parliament and public alike. We the undersigned would like to restore a degree of dignity and respect to the House of Commons by asking the Prime Minister and every MP to donate one figgy pudding or the monetary equivalent thereof to a homeless charity of their choice this Christmas.
This is in the spirit of the famous secular sixteenth-century carol "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister of the UK to bring us some figgy pudding.
We all want some figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer!
We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here!
It's not for us but for the poor, needy and homeless of the UK.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Please give the puddings or the monetary equivalent thereof to a homeless charity of your choice.
The We all want some figgy pudding! petition to Downing St. was written by Geoge Smiley and is in the category National Affairs at GoPetition.