to whom it may concern
United Kingdom

This is a petition created by someone who is apalled by the lack of care for someone elses bed sheets that a certain colleague of mine shows. I would like to see him banned from sleeping on any sheets apart from his own without a pair of rubber pants, vulcanised so that they do not perish.

Please sign this petition to get relevant individual(s) banned from sleeping without his vulcanised rubber, non-perishing pants. We are fed up with stain after stain on other peoples sheets.

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The Reduce bed staining in Oxford petition to to whom it may concern was written by robert debanks and is in the category Humor at GoPetition.