- Target:
- America
- Region:
- United States of America
- Website:
- www.youwatchilisten.com
People keep crying about the parks being closed. I think it’s important we keep them upset. Please sign to help keep the misery going. For too long have people whining and crying been allowed to get their way. This is the time for people like us, who take joy in the misery and complaints of other.
What do they need parks for anyway? Ever heard of the internet? You can find all kinds of crazy shit on the internet. There’s probably at least two or three series you can binge watch. Ever seen The Wire? It’s fantastic. Binge watch something you haven’t seen in awhile for a refresher. Do a puzzle or something. You don’t NEED the park. The Earth isn’t going anywhere, you’ll have plenty of time to explore it in the future.
Keep our parks closed!
We, the American people of the United States, want everyone to keep bitching and moaning. Keep our parks closed!
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The Keep The Parks Closed petition to America was written by Dan Pirozzi and is in the category Environment at GoPetition.