- President of the United States and United States Senate
- United States of America
This is a dark day in American History. There is a force rising in America. A force that, first, sought to drive Common Sense into exile.
Now, Common Sense has been murdered. Assassinated for speaking the inconvenient truth.
These are just a few of the memorials left by the family of Common Sense.
"To my darling husband, Common Sense. You taught me to not put all my eggs in one basket and that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. You will be greatly missed.
Your loving wife, Prudence"
"To my beloved father, Common Sense. You taught me there’s no such thing as a free lunch and the early bird catches the worm. You will be deeply missed.
Your loving daughter, Good Sense"
"To my beloved dad, Common Sense. You taught me that two wrongs don’t make a right and people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. You will be greatly missed.
Your loving son, Horse Sense"
"To my big brother, Common Sense. You taught me to do unto others as I would have them do unto me and that a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You will be greatly missed.
Your loving sister, Wisdom"
We, compassionate Americans, can no longer remain silent. The time is now. Our nation is under attack. An attack from a weapon so insidious, so powerful, we can scarcely survive. That weapon: Daftery.
With Common Sense murdered, and Daftery spreading like a plague, we can no longer be complacent. We must rise up and out-think the terrible force that wields so great a weapon as Daftery.
These are just a few examples of what Daftery has done to the leadership of this great nation:
“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.”
—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
“My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”
—Congressman Hank Johnson
“Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”
—Congresswoman Maxine Waters
“You go to your public library, or you call your fire department or police department, what do you think you are calling? These are socialist institutions.”
—Senator Bernie Sanders
“The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.”
—Governor Jerry Brown, former governor of California
“Today, we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North Vietnam, but they are living side by side.”
—Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee
Our leadership has gone daft. While Daftery has exacted a terrible price on our country, it does not have to have the last word. Together, we can end the proliferation of Daftery. Together, we can save this great nation.
Do your part. Make these hashtags go viral.
We, the undersigned, call on the President of the United States and United States Senate to ratify a Non-Proliferation of Daftery Treaty.
The Justice for Common Sense, End Daftery Now! petition to President of the United States and United States Senate was written by Joanne Spangle and is in the category National Affairs at GoPetition.