Help Nathan become Ellen Member of the Month
- Ellen fans
- United States of America
This is a petition to support me, Nathan, as the ULTIMATE and SEXIEST Ellen member of the month. I think I am being descriminated against because I am too damn sexy for the Ellen club, and I would like everyone's support to help me win the hearts of Ellen fans everywhere, so I can become the newest sponser for lesbian couples everywhere.
We, the undersigned, think Nathan should be the Ellen Club member of the month.
The Help Nathan become Ellen Member of the Month petition to Ellen fans was written by Nathan Daniel Gipson and is in the category Human Rights at GoPetition.