Pants Factories

Pants are offensive to my people.....idiots that is. We as a human race should not be legally obligated to be chained to our pants. It violates section 45 of the People Against Pants code which states that all Pants shall be created equall in a just and naked society. How does this have anything to do with salami? No one knows. So let it all hang out and boycott pants.

We the undersigned move to boycott the restrictions put upon us by pants. No human should have to go through the torment that a good looking pair of pants may bring. To hell with pants.......to hell with them.

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The Boycott Pants petition to Pants Factories was written by Josh Christensen and is in the category Humor at GoPetition.