Begin the mass eradication of the Rhabidosa rabida (wolf spider) species

I, Joseph Nicholas Albert, created this petition as a plea to mankind to begin the mass eradication,and extinction of the utterly ferocious arachnid species known as Rhabidosa rabida or "wolf spider". Besides the fact that they are one of the creepiest looking creatures on the planet, its a friggin WOLF spider.Wolves are vicious enough as it is,let alone the fact that they named a dangerous spider after a dangerous mammal. Can you imagine anything scarier than a hybrid mutant poisonous spider mixed with a rabid wolf?!?!Nothing on earth could possibly fight off such a monstrosity,except maybe a shark mixed with a bear that has lasers for hands,but the idea of a "bear shark" is preposterous and pure science fiction hogwash.

We MUST eradicate the species before they mutate, multiply and hide in giant wood piles all over the united states and beyond!To destroy the species I recommend using "lysol with a lighter" or "your shoe". Either destroy them NOW,or we will have absolutely NO choice, but to begin scientific research on the creation of mutant bear sharks with lasers for hands to battle the rabid poisonous wolf spider monsters. RALLY WITH ME NOW FOR MANKINDS SAKE!!! (...also its my dear friend Melissa's birthday,and she doesnt like wolf spiders so im trying to get rid of them for her :)