- Target:
- Universal Pictures and Focus Features
- Region:
- GLOBAL
There is a war going on right now. It's the war over who would be the perfect Christian Grey in the motion picture adaptation of the soon-to-be classic known as Fifty Shades of Grey.
There are rumors of Hollywood's hottest men willing to take on the role that is highly coveted. They are all imitators though. The only person to take on this role is none other then Mr. Zach Galifianakis. His ability to make a movie interesting and engaging. His chemistry with other actors that make them look like drama school kids in their feebled production of 'Brigadoon'.
His biggest cherished quality of all: sex. Zach is all sex. The way he saunters onto the screen with a satchel like a regular Indiana Jones, the way he seduces you to come in between his two ferns...no woman could resist.
There is no other man that will allure me to his red room of pain moreso then Zach.
We, the undersigned, call on Universal Pictures and Focus Features to cast Zach Galifianakis as Christian Grey in the motion picture adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.
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The Zach Galifianakis as Christian Grey petition to Universal Pictures and Focus Features was written by Kelly W and is in the category Films & Movies at GoPetition.