United States of America

The Board troll is becoming a very scarce race of living organisims in today's society. We have trolled your boards making sure that we answer every post with an intelligent response. But while we troll the boards, we never make any money. Our race shall vanish unless YOU help! If we can convince some sort of important people to pay King Junner the V of the Rodent Race boards and Sir The Microsoft Seinor Esquire the IV Jr. $1.oo (U.S. Currency) every time we make/reply a post from the Rodent Race boards owned by Mr. Jason "Gojirott" Davis. WERE COUNTING ON YOU!

Yes! I wish to save the two boards trolls! Give them some money comfoundit!

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