Horror_Shill01 climbed the ranks of the Hollywood system by shilling out some low-budget straight-to-video horrors, and before you know it, he was out there shilling for some of the greats. . . but, what has he got to show now?
Not too, too much. We're here to change that.
We, the undersigned, must make aware that Horror_Fan01 is not able to afford the basic necessities of life, like education or quality films of which to shill around the land.
We simply ask the various PG-13 horror-producing Production Companies to increase the shill's salary to let him afford all he needs to survive in this crazy, crazy world!
The The Petition to Double Horror_Fan01's Shill Salary petition to The Man! was written by Shattered Wake and is in the category Employment at GoPetition.