- Target:
- Chris Gharib
- Region:
- Canada
Hello people, I think we can all appreciate a good stache. A good manly warm stache, something to comfort the hopes and dreams of many - something that inspires a deal of fortitude the likes of Chuck Norris into those who EXPERIENCE IT.
My friends I ask you today to take a moment, and simply appreciate the little things with me. Chris Gharib does not. God has given him a miracle fertilizer for his face caterpillar and what does he do? He wants to VANQUISH IT - he is KILLING that mustached idol you grew up with, decimating the image of man, and more importantly - depriving women of the chance to view this 8th wonder.
Please, join me - take a minute out of your day and SIGN THIS ! Make sure that we can live in a world of HEROES and MUSTACHES, a world where EVERY LITTLE THING matters, not a Chris Gharib world. Thank you
By signing this online petition I wish to vouch my support in favor of Chris Gharib retaining the mustache for a longer duration of time.
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The Save the Stache petition to Chris Gharib was written by zackleonard and is in the category Miscellaneous at GoPetition.