Save Dave's Mustang

A man and his car is a beautiful thing. Often times the first major purchase of a young man's life is an automobile. When a man enters the workforce, he starts at the bottom, works long hours, takes on extra shifts, does all the crap jobs the senior people don't want. He fights to save money to be able to buy a car that represents him. A piece of machinery that he feels good in. An automobile that reminds him of how far he has come. A mustang is that type of vehicle.
Once a man has a family, he musters up everything within him and works even harder to ensure the preservation of his family. A family man should be allowed to keep this representation of his hard work.
It shows his child that dad can be cool and a parent. It shows that hard work pays off. Most importantly, it keeps Dave one step further away from wearing white, New Balance sneakers with jeans and thinking a great Saturday is buying curtains at Bed Bath and Beyond. It keeps Dave from growing a beer belly and pulling his pants up to his belly button giving the illusion of a front butt. It keeps Dave from going bald (scientific study).