Replace 50% of Tumblr's Userbase with Cats

Tumblr as a site is a pretty nice concept, essentially acting as a social StumbleUpon. However, Tumblr is a place full of self-righteous, self-important, easily offended fuckwits who like to reblog 'science facts' that are blatantly wrong, and send people suicide encouragement and death threats for saying things they deem problematic.

Because cats cannot type, and can only step on a keyboard while they meow at the nearest human to feed them, the Tumblr user experience would be greatly improved if cats made up roughly half the userbase. That way users' dashes would be filled with "ejjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkljlkj" rather than false, second-hand embarrassment inducing anecdotes from users about how they totally schooled some guy in their class for saying Jennifer Lawrence was unattractive.