Proposition Beardy 2007
- All bearded, and potentially bearded men
It has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven that men, who have some kind of facial hair are 76.9% more likely to pull chicks, rather then boys with nakey faces (that's right Tehmani. You're wrong). Its all about the manly ruggedness. The way nature was supposed to be.
There's nothing better than being able to run your fingers through a rough mass of masculinity. We like to know that our man is a man, not a boy who thinks he can. However, the bearded man's presence is slowly depleting in modern day society. Thus Proposition Beardy 2007 was created. So if you've always wanted to grow a beard, but never thought it possible or were afraid of public torment, know that there is support.
Also, if you are a girl who would totally tune a guy with amazing facial locks, this petition is for you. BEARDED MEN OF THE WORLD, PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE. WE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU.
We, the undersigned, acknowledge that bearded men are amazing. We fully support all types of facial hair (except for really long goatees, because they're just gross) and encourage all men to start growing. Wear beard.
The Proposition Beardy 2007 petition to All bearded, and potentially bearded men was written by kathleen and is in the category Gender Rights and Issues at GoPetition.