- Target:
- The Greater Hunterdon County Community Area
- Region:
- United States of America
Not long ago our dear friend Niklas slayed in the world of beauty with his long, golden locks. However, the glory days have come and gone. Yes folks, Niklas has cut his hair.
One may presume that Niklas' decision to grow his hair longer is his decision alone. However, the amount of distress that this occurrence has caused his community is beyond endurance.
Testimony--Community member, Riley Witte, has stated that he cannot sleep at night due to images of Niklas cutting his scrumptious locks.
I, with the help of our community members, seek to resolve this "Residential Dispute". We analyze this petition with justice, freedom, human rights, peace, and law& order in mind. Hence, we, the undersigned, call on Niklas to grow his hair back.
Good Day to all.
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The Petition for Niklas to Grow His Hair petition to The Greater Hunterdon County Community Area was written by Liz and is in the category Residential Disputes at GoPetition.