More Cookie Dough in Ice Cream

Whether as a family, or alone in front of a glowing TV screen, we have all faced this tragedy. It transcends barriers of race, class, and religion. Men, women, and others alike all fall victim to the oppressive limitations of this basic human right instituted by those above the working class. Yes, it's time we overthrow this regime, and start with the most fundamental of problems - being denied the proper amount of cookie dough in our cookie dough ice cream. I, for one, have often sat down with a bowl of cookie dough ice cream, only to be let down by the severe lack of cookie dough in my dish, and I know for a fact many of my peers, coworkers, classmates, friends, and foes alike, have suffered the same fate as I. How can we stand idly by whilst organizations like Edy's lie to us with their false advertising? I hope my brothers and sisters will join me in an effort to bring more cookie dough to our ice cream, so that in the future we will no longer be crestfallen when we only wish to enjoy a tasty treat.