- United States of America
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, because we are sick of Mitt Romney.
Apparently this wasn't long enough, those founders were so succinct.
I personally belive that many US American such as in the Iraq or the Afghanistan, like such as, are sick of Mitt Romney, and think he should change his name to Harvey Dent.
The Mitt Romney Should Change His Name to Harvey Dent petition to Them was written by Ned Ryerson and is in the category Politics at GoPetition.