Ben Martin-Dye
United Kingdom

Get Danksie to buy a beer campaign.

Everyone! Please sign this historic document. I am after as many signatures as possible. For years Danksie has sponged of our genourisity in The Cottage Public House, Fulham. We have bought him drinks and peanuts every other week. This must stop and as from next season Mr Danks must be held accountable and must start digging into his pocket and buying lots of beer for all his mates.

I will take this all the way to The House of Lords and even Brussels where incidently the last time we were there he managed to swerve many whips and even held on to £8 from a jolly many months ago.

Sign and tell your friends !

We hereby petition to get Danksie to buy a beer !

The Get Danksie to buy a beer ! petition to Ben Martin-Dye was written by Ben Martin-Dye and is in the category Humor at GoPetition.

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