- Major League Baseball
- United States of America
This is a petition to Major League Baseball to elect a new, fabulous commissioner (aka, yours truly).
If elected, I promise a live and squawking chicken in every dugout, to be the first commissioner on Twitter- @Awesome Commissioner, if it isn’t already taken- and fundraising bake sales and car washes for those unfortunate teams who need new stadium. Among other things!
A little background on me: I am a hot chocolate and baseball obsessed teen girl named Emily. I blog over at Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend about the intricacies of changeups in 14th century baseball (okay, not really) and the part-poke-eyeballs-out-with-forks part roll-on-the-floor-laughing thing we call “General Manager Speak”.
I know, the GMs are glaring at me already and I’m not even commissioner.
Anyhow! If you want to help me on my quest to become commish, sign right here, my friends. And have some hot chocolate for dessert in honor of me, too.
That is, thank you.
We, the undersigned, want to set the future Major League Baseball into hair gel and elect Emily as commissioner.
The Emily for Commissioner petition to Major League Baseball was written by Emily and is in the category Sports at GoPetition.