Dip must make the tea!
- Dipendra Patel
Since time immemorial Dip has not made the tea. This situation has to stop, and stop NOW! Forget your Palestinian conflicts, your Al-Qaida bombings, or the threat to Home and Away on Channel 5, this is the most urgent subject of the day. Dip must make the tea, or be made to make the tea by force of popular will. Failing that, threats will be made to his Pradas...
Damn we're thirsty and in need of a drink! Dip must make the tea!
The Dip must make the tea! petition to Dipendra Patel was written by Mr. Thirsty and is in the category Miscellaneous at GoPetition.