McLaffyTaffy, in partnership with Madrinas, developed a custom roast of coffee for a limited pre-order run. McLaffyTaffy's followers (called the Denizens of the Cave) rose to the occasion and out-performed expectations, supporting the pre-order in droves.
The coffee was a hit. Denizens are clamoring for more, having use all of their individual supplies. Taffeine has been mixed with bourbon in the morning, turned into cold brew, and given as a gift to close friends. The Denizens are ready for more Taffeine, and now look to Madrinas to provide.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Denizens are created equal, that they are endowed by McLaffyTaffy with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... and Taffeine.
Madrinas, you have graced the Denizens of the Cave with the sweet nectar that is Taffeine. Our supplies have rapidly dwindled as the wonderful beans have been ground, consumed, and enjoyed by all. Our friends, family, and companions have all heard our praises sung, and those people most precious to us have shared in our enjoyment.
The Denizens of the Cave hereby petition you, Madrinas. We, the undersigned, call on you to take action and provide the world with more Taffeine.
The Declaration of Taffeine Dependence petition to Madrinas was written by Noah Downs and is in the category Human Rights at GoPetition.