Cut The Mullet
For well over a year, Jade Puget, guitarist of AFI, has been sporting his latest hairstyle, annihilating the once beloved pompadour, and creating a monster that now covers the better part of his head.
This petition was designed to voice my, and several others displeasure about Jade's infamous "skunk mullet", and our desire to have him cut it. We want hot Jade, not llama Jade. Thank you.
We, the loyal fans of AFI, hereby declare that Jade Puget's "skunk mullet" is in dire need of being cut. By signing this petition, you will agree that it is grotesque, disheveled, revolting, and disturbing. Save Jade from a fashion nightmare.
The Cut The Mullet petition to Loredana Riberia was written by Thor Want Eat and is in the category Consumer Affairs at GoPetition.