BEN DORRELL NEEDS A NEW HEAD
Take a look at this bloke. He has the biggest most ugly head i have ever seen. He needs to use a bloody potato sack when ever he goes outside. His parents tried paper bags but they were just too small. So instead they used a potato sack. Born on the 10th of january 1986, he has had a torment filled life. His tremendously big head always makes his head fall over under the tremendous weight of it! even when he was happy his parents would have to say to him keep your head up son, but the fact of the matter was he simply couldn't. The potato sack was brought into play when the world had had enough of this shocker head of his! GIVE THIS BLOKE A FALCON!!!
GIVE BEN A NEW HEAD
The BEN DORRELL NEEDS A NEW HEAD petition to email@example.com was written by The Guru and is in the category Human Rights at GoPetition.