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Howard out! Jarvis in! Jarvis Cocker should tour Australia
Petition Background (Preamble):
Jarvis is cool, Howard is not.
It is obvious. Australia needs Howard out and Jarvis in.
As Jarvis Cocker has recently released a solo album — in which he produces such gems of political philosophy as "The free market is perfectly natural, do you think I am some kind of dummy?" — it is obvious a proper tour of Australia is in order.
Australia needs Jarvis! He must tour! Australia doesn't need Howard! Howard must go!
* That John Howard get lost.
The Howard out! Jarvis in! Jarvis Cocker should tour Australia petition to Jarvis Cocker was written by Stuart Munckton and is in the category Justice at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: jarvis cocker, john howard, english britpop musician, band, pulp