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Howard out! Jarvis in! Jarvis Cocker should tour Australia

Petition published by Stuart Munckton on Sep 22, 2007
16 Signatures 
Target: Jarvis Cocker
Region: Australia

Petition Background (Preamble):

John Howard, current prime minister of Australia, is a right-wing, racist, anti-worker bastard. Jarvis Cocker, former lead singer of Pulp and now solo artist, is a left-wing, anti-racist, pro-working class legend.

Jarvis is cool, Howard is not.

It is obvious. Australia needs Howard out and Jarvis in.

As Jarvis Cocker has recently released a solo album — in which he produces such gems of political philosophy as "The free market is perfectly natural, do you think I am some kind of dummy?" — it is obvious a proper tour of Australia is in order.

Australia needs Jarvis! He must tour! Australia doesn't need Howard! Howard must go!

Petition:

* That Jarvis Cocker commit to a tour of Australia in the near future and begins to make arrangements to this end.

* That John Howard get lost.

The Howard out! Jarvis in! Jarvis Cocker should tour Australia petition to Jarvis Cocker was written by Stuart Munckton and is in the category Justice at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: , , , ,

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