- Target:
- Tom Benson, owner-New Orleans Saints
- Region:
- United States of America
Saints fans across the globe have endure years of incompetence via fumbles, miscues, poor clock management, errant passes and the like only to be followed by shrugs, grins and giggles from the culprit, New Orleans Saints quarterback, Aaron Brooks. The franchise appears content with the mediocrity and failure of its chosen quarterback.
Since the 'laughing loser' appears to be around for the duration of his contract we can only suggest a medical miracle of sorts. The Saints franchise receives millions of dollars from the State of Louisiana in addition to its normal revenue. We request that Saints' owner Tom Benson allocate a portion of that income to pay for a brain transplant for Brooks. Otherwise, we all remain cursed fans for the foreseeable future.
We, the undersigned, petition Tom Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints NFL franchise, to appropriate a portion of the revenue/payment received from the State of Louisiana towards the necessary brain transplant of quarterback, Aaron Brooks. Until this important and necessary measure can be taken, it appears that Brooks' brain will remain directly connected to his ass. Mr. Benson, for the sake of Saints fans everywhere, the City of New Orleans and the State of Louisiana, we petition you to implement this measure for the salvation of your franchise.
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The Give Aaron Brooks a brain transplant petition to Tom Benson, owner-New Orleans Saints was written by Robert Schwartz and is in the category Football at GoPetition.