As king of post, post oat bran, and post toasties, I, k0k0them0nkey have been treated unfairly. I have a dream, my poor little children, that one day, I may moderate the loc board with my monkey bretheren. Well today, this dream is now. We must fight against the humanoid oppressors. And fight we will. They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then, they will have my dead body, not my obidience. We will not submit to this war.....um.....yeah, anyways, make me super jedi warlord moderator today!