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Board Members for a m0nkey Moderator
Petition published by Kevin Lieb on Jan 01, 2003
Target: Poota
Region: GLOBAL
Web site: http://goatse.cx
Petition Background (Preamble):
As king of post, post oat bran, and post toasties, I, k0k0them0nkey have been treated unfairly. I have a dream, my poor little children, that one day, I may moderate the loc board with my monkey bretheren. Well today, this dream is now. We must fight against the humanoid oppressors. And fight we will. They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then, they will have my dead body, not my obidience. We will not submit to this war.....um.....yeah, anyways, make me super jedi warlord moderator today!
Petition:
As king of post, post oat bran, and post toasties, I, k0k0them0nkey have been treated unfairly. I have a dream, my poor little children, that one day, I may moderate the loc board with my monkey bretheren. Well today, this dream is now. We must fight against the humanoid oppressors. And fight we will. They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me. Then, they will have my dead body, not my obidience. We will not submit to this war.....um.....yeah, anyways, make me super jedi warlord moderator today!
The Board Members for a m0nkey Moderator petition to Poota was written by Kevin Lieb and is in the category Miscellaneous at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: dream, fight, board, moderator, bones, torture, obidience, submit, warlord, super, anyways, oppressors, bretheren, treated, k0k0them0nkey, toasties, unfairly, children, monkey, moderate, humanoid, will have, dead body, body
