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    <title>Martin Samuels (biased journalist) should be sacked Petition: Signature List Feed</title>
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      <title>Mr Anonymous [Signature #1074]</title>
      <link>https://www.gopetition.com/signature/locate/5597081?utm_medium=rss</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 1 Jun 2009 06:59:47 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>garry glitter [Signature #1073]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[garry glitter<p>some pigeon farmer accused me of being a blade,,,the cunt,,,,im quite happy being a nonce thanks....im the leader,leader,...leader of the gang!!!!!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 05:33:49 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>James Truswell [Signature #1072]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[James Truswell]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 6 May 2009 07:41:03 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr west ham forever..premierships great [Signature #1071]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr west ham forever..premierships great<p>just face it..you are shit!!!<br />
couldnt win<br />
couldnt play<br />
couldnt get back in the big boys league<br />
hahahahahahaaaa</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:57:36 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Smug Hypocrite [Signature #1070]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Smug Hypocrite, Sheffield<p>up the blades &ndash; worst losers in the history of football &ndash; thats us!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:30:53 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Matt Coates [Signature #1069]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Matt Coates, United Kingdom<p>he has a responsibility to produce truthful and unbiased articles as a journalist of a top national newspaper. He has clearly not done this. fair enough if it is a regional newspaper, but its not and for that reason i am signing this petition.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Mar 2009 05:17:06 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Matthew Wareham's Right Bollock [Signature #1068]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Matthew Wareham&#039;s Right Bollock, Sheffield like, United Kingdom<p>Fooking smells down here like, Matthew fooking wash me! Less talking more washing like</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:04:52 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr we all love the premiership [Signature #1067]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr we all love the premiership, New Zealand]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2009 09:10:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Dr Sigmund Freud [Signature #1066]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Sigmund Freud, Vienna, Austria<p>This Theaker chappie... interesting case. I&#039;ve never come across anyone with the ability to talk our of their arse before.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2009 06:18:54 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mrs Matthew Wareham's Mum [Signature #1065]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mrs Matthew Wareham&#039;s Mum, TThe Loony Bin<p>Sorry everyone about my son Matthew. He&#039;s just a self-righteous bitter bleating cretin who gets all upset when someone says something he happens to disagree with. He&#039;s back in his traitjacket now.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 9 Feb 2009 06:16:07 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr Anonymous [Signature #1064]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anonymous]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 6 Feb 2009 05:03:57 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Matthew Wareham [Signature #1063]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Matthew Wareham, Matlock, Derbyshire, United Kingdom<p>Mr Samuels constant false articles about Sheffield United are now becoming boring and he is making a laughing stock of himself and the papers he writes for.  His fictonal drivel and slanderous comments have not gone un-noticed by SUFC and it would not surprise me if they took some kind of action.  Mr Samuels is a disgrace to football and journalism!!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2009 04:56:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr jamie theaker [Signature #1062]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr jamie theaker<p>you&#039;re meant to be a journalist mr samuels. forget your anti blades crusade and stick to what you do best. pies.<br />
thank you and god bless.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 5 Feb 2009 03:11:14 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>king henry the eighth [Signature #1061]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[king henry the eighth<p>off with their heads! northern monkeys!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 4 Feb 2009 01:53:24 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr ian Fry [Signature #1060]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr ian Fry, Tamworth, Staffs]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 2 Feb 2009 09:28:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr David Behrami [Signature #1059]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr David Behrami<p>AND IT&#039;S BEHRAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII</p>

<p>west ham 90 -sheffield united 1</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:58:46 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Behrami Behrami [Signature #1058]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Behrami Behrami<p>AND IT&#039;S BEHRAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII</p>

<p>west ham 90 -sheffield united 1</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:57:56 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>the rt.hon Dirty Den [Signature #1057]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[the rt.hon Dirty Den, Far Canal<p>....i&#039;m dead....and so is the blunt&#039;s bleedin&#039; &#039;claim&#039;.....lmfao........</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:03:47 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Ephraim Fullmonty [Signature #1056]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Ephraim Fullmonty, Shitefield<p>Kes &#039;n chips twice please lass - plenty o&#039; t&#039;gravy, i&#039;m off for a drink wi&#039; Willie hague.<br />
bored with this, bored with sheffield and their lousy stinkin &#039;claim&#039;. just feck orf...</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:12:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Kevin Cry Baby McCabe [Signature #1055]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Kevin Cry Baby McCabe<p>I love Sean Bean xxx</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:08:58 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Sheffscum McClogger [Signature #1054]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Sheffscum McClogger<p>Pay Samuels more money - great vendetta against the norvern whingers. PS Dail Mail journos are on at least 250k a year - what a great job, better than clog carving. HA HA HO HO HO</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:02:41 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Martin Samuels [Signature #1053]</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:57:28 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr max swearing [Signature #1052]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr max swearing<p>bastardsbastardsbastardsbastardsnorthernbasterds</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:55:30 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Jamie Petition Starter [Signature #1051]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Jamie Petition Starter<p>Hi</p>

<p>My name is Jamie and I started this Petition. I am really sorry for all the trouble I have caused.</p>

<p>As a result my mum has taken away my whippet and I am not allowed to have gravvy on my chips for a week.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:59:50 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>ex carla tevez [Signature #1050]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[ex carla tevez<p>bloody exhubby of mine still not share win bonus from man u away game!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:43:52 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Lord l Griffiths [Signature #1049]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lord l Griffiths<p>Look ear Kevin lad the money you paid me has run out.<br />
Hey up man i&#039;ll need another 50 grand in case this Mr Samuels starts sniffing around. The man is one of the most respected journalists in the world.  I can&#039;t afford to loose my sherry allowance from the house of Lords.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:00:31 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>martin Samuels [Signature #1048]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[martin Samuels, Laaaaaandon<p>Haha bitter shit little club. We&#039;ll never play u again!!!</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:33:58 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Professor Richard Dawkins [Signature #1047]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Professor Richard Dawkins, Selfish Gene Street, London, United Kingdom<p>This whole sorry affair begs the question: On which day of the week did The Lord create Sheffield United, Kevin McCabe and Neil Warnock, and couldn&#039;t He have rested on that day too?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:01:43 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr 10 points clear and you fucked it up [Signature #1046]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr 10 points clear and you fucked it up<p>no jobs, pits closed, whippets dont even like you, bitter bitter blades, cry in your bitter</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:58:39 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>President Barrack Obama [Signature #1045]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[President Barrack Obama, United States of America<p>Sheffield who?</p>

<p>Who the fuck are they</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:50:19 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Proffesor Ivanitch E Plonqueur [Signature #1044]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Proffesor Ivanitch E Plonqueur, United States of America<p>Zis mass Delusions von der supporters ov Sheffield United iz very vorryink. It arises due to ze breakdown of social order where ze men are beatink ze vives und shagging ze vippets. Und also ze poor diet of der pie und chips mit tripe leads to ze neurotransmitter imbalance vich ist cauzing ze psychosis</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:42:17 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr. Hannibal Lecter [Signature #1043]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr. Hannibal Lecter, United States of America<p>I love Kevin McCabe so much I could eat him</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:31:50 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Lennox Lewis [Signature #1042]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Lennox Lewis, The ring, London, United Kingdom<p>I love the Hammers. All you Blunts who diss us can deal with me. Want some, you whiney Northern inbreds?</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:59:15 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>mr michael ward [Signature #1041]</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:58:08 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Kevin Blackwell [Signature #1040]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Kevin Blackwell, Shittynorthernhovel, United Kingdom<p>Oh poopoo, looks like I could loose my job soon, and end up on the dole like the rest of Sheffield.</p>

<p>Better sign this as a last ditch attempt to try and drag the name of the mighty Hammers through the dirt some more, and digress from the fact that SUFC are a truly dire team.</p>

<p>Cor, tell you what though, West Ham did n&#039;arf play well tonight! That Cole, and Di Michele, and Parker, and Noble, they&#039;re pretty sodding good aren&#039;t they!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>MR Northern Pillock [Signature #1039]</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:23:11 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Harry Redknap [Signature #1038]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Harry Redknap<p>Well Samuels is the Mail&#039;s journo, I don&#039;t want to get in trouble with the Mail.  But yes he is a fantastic journo, I&#039;d be lying if I said I wouldn&#039;t have him being a journo for spurs, he really is a fantastic journo.  But you know, at the moment he writes for the Mail.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:15:40 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Sean Bean Lover [Signature #1037]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Sean Bean Lover<p>Please rite the rong and do away wit this southern laaaard arse. We should be in t&#039;champs league spot nah, not struggling t make t&#039;play offs. Its all down t cocknee bastads and that brazilian fella Tevez that t&#039;world is soch an unjust place.</p>

<p>At least when t cocknees coff up the 100 million we shud see ticket prices come down t right amount.</p>

<p>come on, make sheffiel folk smile, &#039;cos flood season is comin...</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Simon Matthews [Signature #1036]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Simon Matthews]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:44:21 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Rusell Brand [Signature #1035]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Rusell Brand, Green Street<p>Dear Mr McKabe</p>

<p>I fucked your wife, your daughter and your grandaughter.</p>

<p>Stich that for 3rd party influence Sir.</p>

<p>Love<br />
RB</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:48:00 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr George Michael [Signature #1034]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr George Michael<p>baby im your man</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:38:08 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Sir Anonymous [Signature #1033]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Anonymous<p>Hello I&#039;m here on behalf of Kevin McCabe</p>

<p>JUST GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:26:37 UTC</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr David Whelan<p>Kevin McCabe i know we agreed to draw the last game of the season which we won. I think its time you kept you big gob shut in case Martin Samuels gets his teeth into that. As you know he is a very good and well respected journalist.<br />
I cannot afford any more investigations into my dealings.<br />
So shut it sunny toot sweet, or you&#039;ll end up with concrete boots.</p>

<p>Your good mate David.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr NEIL WARNOCK, london<p>guys com&#039;on we all know its due to my inability to manage a team, and the lack of talent in the squad.<br />
poor old martin is a fall guy<br />
hugs n kisses<br />
COLIN W*NK*R</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Seeker of Justice, crawley, surrey, United Kingdom<p>The hypocrisy of sheff u fans astonishes me. They bang on about West Ham owing their crappy little club money, because of the &#039;Tevezgate&#039; affair-saying he was ineligable. He wasn&#039;t and the 3rd party agreement, which we were fined for as never acted upon. sheff u acted on a 3rd party agreements-this is fact. Mr.Samuel is quite right to point out how outrageous it is for sheff u to try to sue West Ham for 3rd party agreements, whilst blatantly exercising 3 party influence themselves in deals</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[BLADE CHEATER]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 12:46:25 UTC</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[The obedient Jags, Liverpool via Sheffield<p>cheats don&rsquo;t prosper... as the little bit of match fixing with wigan proves. Can I have my move to Everton now Mr. McCabe?</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Simon Leach [Signature #1026]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Simon Leach, sheffield, South yorkshire]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Tony Herbert [Signature #1025]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Tony Herbert]]></description>
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      <title>President Barack Obama [Signature #1024]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[President Barack Obama, Washington DC<p>I am not sure what a Northern Monkey or Flat Cap Whippet Breeder is but from what I&#039;ve heard Sheffield sounds a grey dark cold place.  My team, my followers, we are West Ham United.  We are the Premiership.  We will keep Sheffield United where they belong.  Can We Do It? Yes We Can!  COYI!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr mick drew, wapping, United Kingdom<p>Martin Samuel is a very respected writer and only writes the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.</p>

<p>He is an independent writer and has no axe to bear against Sheff Wed, he must be left to report on wrong doing at Sheff Wed.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr. Eggert Aasgeir Eggyhead, Western Sahara<p>I heard Sheffield was once prosperous, steel industry and all that. Maybe we have more in common as Iceland now also is to be considered prosperous in the past tense. Here, in the Western Sahara, the sun is shining all day! The only disadvantage is that my baldhead literally broils. Nevertheless, long may it continue (whatever that maybe)...</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Chazz Michael-Michaels, United Kingdom<p>F*ck off Sheffield Fans, you are all complete f*cking C*nts... the only thing your proud of is Full Monty.. about a loads of shirt lifters taking their clothes off... now get down boys!!!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lord Jesus Christ<p>My Blessings go to Sheffield United FC that you get raped of your Football Club and there fans shop at Icelands</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Billy the Blunt, Sheffield, Grimnorthshire<p>Real men and northerners prefer Gentlemen&rsquo;s agreements. It&rsquo;s a much more civilised form of cheating.</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Gary Glitter<p>Leave off Steph from Lazy Town...</p>

<p>she&#039;s already mine... Oooooh yeeeeeaaaaah!!!!!</p>

<p>*Unzips*</p>]]></description>
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      <title>tTerry Downes [Signature #1012]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[tTerry Downes<p>Get real you whinny little tart!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>The Human League [Signature #1011]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Human League<p>Free the Daily Mail One</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Lord Seb Coe [Signature #1010]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lord Seb Coe<p>Thank god I got out of this northern shithole full of whippet owning hypocrites and am now working in the claret and blue part of London.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Michael Mouse [Signature #1009]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Michael Mouse, Disney World, Florida, United States of America<p>My goodness, every time I look at my Kevin McCabe watch I realise another minute has pssed without Sheffield United in the English Premier League and how happy that makes me!</p>

<p>Mr Samuel is the only journalist willing to print the truth and make sure readers understand the full story about the allegations against WHUFC.</p>

<p>The bitter Blades should face up to the truth, they aren&#039;t good enough for top flight and never will be despite their desperate attempts to get there through the courts.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Bailey's Tasty Right Fist [Signature #1008]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Bailey&#039;s Tasty Right Fist<p>Claret I&#039;m going knock the bastard living f**k outtya you with my tasty right fist - f*cking ladyboy nonce c*nt.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Nonce Bleeding Claret [Signature #1007]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Nonce Bleeding Claret<p>I like to nonce off to Steph from Lazy Town and sniff my nan&#039;s knickers</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mrs Barlow [Signature #1006]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mrs Barlow<p>Apologies about my son.  He&#039;s a spastic</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:32:01 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Mr Carlos Tevez [Signature #1005]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Carlos Tevez<p>Ledge - me love him long time</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:21:18 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>gary barlow [Signature #1004]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[gary barlow<p>welcome to match of the shits with your host gary barlow, ally macosit and jason oragne and we are going to run through the first most rubbish football club</p>

<p>and the remaining 9 are the best clubs in the premire ship<br />
in 10 sheefield united<br />
in 9 aston villa<br />
in 8 arsenal<br />
in 7 chelsea<br />
in 6 manchester city<br />
in 5 manchester united<br />
in 4 West Bromwich alobion<br />
in 3 liverpool<br />
in 2 tottenham<br />
in 1 west ham</p>

<p>p.s. jason oragne is say sheffield united smell of horse crap</p>

<p>many thanks<br />
gary x</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Harry Hewson [Signature #1003]</title>
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      <title>Mr Carlos Tevez [Signature #1001]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Carlos Tevez<p>Meester, meester. Can you spare a peso or two?</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Sir Trevor Brooking [Signature #1000]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sir Trevor Brooking]]></description>
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      <title>Kahuna Ivor Stiffy [Signature #999]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Kahuna Ivor Stiffy, United Kingdom<p>How can you expect to be in the Premier League playing that drivel every week?</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Jack Meoff [Signature #998]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mr Jack Meoff<p>Suck my plumbs, suckers. Fucking knobs the lot of you. Enjoy the CCC. The only decent team in shitfield are the Steelers.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Dr Good Love [Signature #997]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr Good Love<p>I&#039;m a gynaecologist so I spend most of my day looking at horrible old cunts but even I can&rsquo;t stand looking at Kevin McCabe.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Miss Vaginal Thrush [Signature #996]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Miss Vaginal Thrush<p>I&#039;m a sore old cunt as well so I can relate with all these Blades fans.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Rev Shi**y Sheffield [Signature #995]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Rev Shi**y Sheffield<p>I&#039;m forever blowing bubbles,<br />
Pretty bubbles in the air.<br />
They fly so high,<br />
Nearly reach the sky,<br />
Then like my dreams,<br />
They fade and die.<br />
Fortune&#039;s always hiding,<br />
I&#039;ve looked everywhere,<br />
I&#039;m forever blowing bubbles,<br />
Pretty bubbles in the air.</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Golden Gordon [Signature #993]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Golden Gordon, Puddleston<p>Me ferrets just got into me pigeon coop and killed me prize homer &quot;Kes II&quot;. Fair enough as he looked the image of Neil Warnock only with a smaller beak. Dry your eyes. GO ON YOU IRONS!!!</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Mr Buenos Aries [Signature #992]</title>
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      <title>Mr James Horton [Signature #991]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[fred tay, United Kingdom<p>You must be joking....Martin a closet fan.....nahhh</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Oh Carli, Carli Carlito o o La La La La Carlito [Signature #985]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Mrs Martin Samuels<p>Leave my Hubby alone<br />
He&#039;s a very naughty boy and he&#039;s not coming out of the closet for a bunch of flat capped wearing, ITV period drama watching, ferret rearing Monkies</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Dr NobbyNobNob Hypocrites-thats-us [Signature #982]</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dr NobbyNobNob Hypocrites-thats-us<p>SUFC are hypocrites and Samuels has exposed them.  All this petition shows is that the truth hurts!  What about Kabba as well!</p>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[mr boser aitken]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:11:45 UTC</pubDate>
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      <title>Philip Jagielka [Signature #979]</title>
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