Remove the Gonadic-Smelling Ornamental Pear Trees of Evanston

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  • bakerbeats
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Target:
Northwestern University
Region:
United States of America

There has recently been an influx of ornamental pear trees planted around the Evanston campus of Northwestern University.

While argued by many as to whether or not the said trees produce a scent of the male or female genitalia, the trees are certainly disturbing to all.

We, the undersigned, call on Northwestern to eliminate the presence of such disturbing ornamental pear trees.

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The Remove the Gonadic-Smelling Ornamental Pear Trees of Evanston petition to Northwestern University was written by bakerbeats and is in the category Justice at GoPetition.

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  1. Remove the Gonadic-Smelling Ornamental Pear Trees of Evanston