- Target:
- Voters
- Region:
- United Kingdom
- Website:
- Reusa-Can.com
People are fed up with politicians and want them to pay somehow for their sins on expenses and many lies they have told in the past.
I believe that the public would like to see them pay a public penance and this may be one way of them doing it and raising money for charity.
We the undersigned believe that UK politicians have made such a mess of running the country they should pay the public a penance. All three were caught with their fingers in the till and they have broken their promises on the Lisbon Treaty. They still haven’t grasped how fed up the public are with them. Their penance is to raise money for charity.
They should sing, at one of their TV debate appearances, this revised version of ‘Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better’. They should also record the song on video and sell it for a charity. Give something back, you taken enough off us.
‘Anything you can do I can do better!’
(With apologies to Irving Berlin)
Anything you can do I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Any miracle you can do
I can do faster,
I can do miracles much faster than you
Sooner or later I’ll do them faster than you.
One a day
Two a day
Ten a day
No, you can’t. Yes, I can
No, you can’t. Yes, I can.
No, you can’t, Yes, I can.
Yes, I can!
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Fifty pence?
Forty pence! Thirty pence?
Twenty pence! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Any policy you can do, I can do better.
NHS and Defence
Pensions and Environment (Fast)
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
YesIcan!
I provide the Army with an extra cartridge
I protect the country with a bow and arrow
I can do most anything
Can you reduce VAT?
Yes!!
I don’t believe that!!!
Any housing plan you can do I can do cheaper,
I can build any house cheaper than you
Fifty thousand
Forty tho’
Twenty tho’
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. .
Yes, I can.
Whoops! They’ve fallen down
No, you can't!
I reduce the price of liquor faster than a flicker.
That means they’ll drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I make streets safe from any reported crime.
You mean you won’t get caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any fiddle on expenses I will clamp down on.
I will clamp down on MP’s expenses much harder than you.
Remove the whip,
Imprison them
In the stocks
Public hanging
I’ll back that (the other two)
Yes I will, yes I will, Yes I will,
Yes I willllllllllllll (Together)
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