#Culture
Target:
To ensure that the thirteenth Zodiac sign is not recognised as genuine
Region:
United Kingdom

Since the times of the Ancient Greeks, there have been twelve Zodiac signs for each lunar cycle in a year. Even the Ancient Egyptians and Babylonians accepted that there were twelve. Many people take pride in the fact that they are a Capricorn, Sagittarius, Libra, Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries, Virgo, Gemini or Cancer. But now, this pride is being threatened.

NASA have announced that there is a thirteenth Zodiac; Ophiuchus is the name of this terrible omen. People who have been one Zodiac their whole life now find themselves with no clue as to what they are. Left and right, Scorpios are becoming Libras and the people of Aries are waking up as Pisces. This is not acceptable.

I, a human who went to bed a Capricorn and woke up a Sagittarius, call upon the government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland to upkeep tradition and deny the thirteenth Zodiac from our beautiful country.

The enabling of the thirteenth Zodiac will cause mass hysteria and questions of true identity throughout the country.

So, I urge the people of this glorious country to take a stand against Ophiuchus and retain their true identities.

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The Do Not Accept The Thirteenth Zodiac petition to To ensure that the thirteenth Zodiac sign is not recognised as genuine was written by Miriam Butcher and is in the category Culture at GoPetition.

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zodiac Ophiuchus