- Target:
- Stüssy, Inc.
- Region:
- United States of America
- Website:
- www.stussy.com
Charles Maguire is a pretty handsome guy. His fitness varies with the seasons, but his general appeal is a universal and year round phenomenon. We demand that Stüssy make Mr. Maguire their newest, most off beat, and Adam Sandler-esque spokesperson.
At the age of 25, Charles Maguire's love of skateboarding, beach fun, music, hip hop, friends, barbeques, and bonfires has not waned in the least. Recognizing his eternally hip youthfulness we feel it is only right and just that the Stüssy clothing company add him to their ranks of sponsored reps.
We request, or rather, we DEMAND that action be taken to outfit Mr. Maguire in Stüssy brand clothing from head to toe. In addition we request that he be granted a $5,000.00 annual expense stipend for the purpose of providing him time off to take up surfing. Mr. Maguire will be required to document his surfing antics with high definition digital videos, and an online video blog. At least 3 weeks of every season (all four of them) should be dedicated to surfing.
$5,000 annually should be more than enough funds for these 12 weeks a year, considering he already has his own camping supplies and surf board. Every 6 months, Stüssy will provide Mr. Maguire with no more than 14 complete outfits (2 aquatic, 2 skating, 2 golfing, 2 b-balling, 3 hanging, and 3 "formal" outfits) which he will be contractually required to constantly brag about.
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