- Target:
- Alistair Darling
- Region:
- United Kingdom
- Website:
- en.wikipedia.org
This is a petition which has been created as too long have the people of Great Britain had to turn on their TV sets to not only discover that our economy is failing but to rub it in we are all being punished severely as the man whose picture is generally shown or involved with this information resembles 'Sam the Eagle' off 'The Muppets'!
I am of course reffering to, Alistair Darling. I haven't once ever been able to watch a full length report on the news and take any information in, as i find myself slowly drawn towards his eyebrows. Sticking out like two lumps of coal in the snow.
Facial bleech that is used to dye eyebrow hair can cost around 5 pounds, and so can hair dyes, such as 'Nice 'n' easy.' Well i'm sorry but i don't find it so bloody nice and easy having to look that those things day in and day out. Hell! I'll pay for the dye, package and posting!
He could atleast trim the bastards. That'd be a start!
We, the undersigned, call on 10 downing street to back Alistair Darling into a corner and attack him, continuously, with hair dye until he looks at least 45 years old and ALL the grey is covered up.
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