- Target:
- All bloggers who feel the need to share their every flatulant mood with us
- Region:
- GLOBAL
How many times have you read about poor Mary, who wanted to go out with
Joe from school but was devastated when he chose to go with Beth instead?
That should have been the end of the story, but no, Mary believed that
everyone in the entire world with electricity and an internet connection should know of her trauma.
Who can forget her haunting, infantile poetry, describing the shattered heart strings which can never be repaired... until tomorrow, anyway, when she develops a crush on an entirely new victim and the whole thing is forgotten. Who can forget that enigmatic gothic sketch of her Mom and Dad never understanding her?
FORGET IT, BLOGGERS. Get the message...
we're not interested any more! Your mindless drivel is clogging up the major
search engines and submerging relevant, informative data which we need in a
putrid sea of teenage angst. Get over it, and keep it to yourself. PLEASE!
We, the undersigned, wish it to be known to all Bloggers that we have no real
interest in whether your life is crap or not, as we are having quite enough
difficulties with our own, thank you very much.
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The Take Bloggers off the Internet petition to All bloggers who feel the need to share their every flatulant mood with us was written by Ricklionhart and is in the category Internet at GoPetition.