#Animal Rights
Target:
Myspace users
Region:
United States of America

Megan Evoy is a very good friend of mine. Some would say "best friend." It is for that very reason that I find it imperative that Megan join myspace. Not only it is necessary for her social life (because everyone knows no one would go to Tommys on Tuesdays and Thursdays unless Dylan sent out four bulletins reminding them to) but also for her quality of life!

Megan does not UNDERSTAND the countless hours of boredom I have filled by making fun of slutty pictures of girls I don't like on myspace! Nor will she....unless we step in. It is therefore your duty to save this young soul from social abashment and scrutiny.

Sign the petition and make Megan Evoy the last link in an unfinished chain of Kent-loving myspace whores.

We, the undersigned, call on Megan Elizabeth Evoy to get her head out of her ass and stop thinking she is better than myspace.

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The PETITION TO FORCE MEGAN EVOY TO JOIN MYSPACE petition to Myspace users was written by Bethany and is in the category Animal Rights at GoPetition.