We, the undersigned, call on PETA to refrain from interfering in the lives and affairs of all private individuals, including Ms. Britney Spears, on the basis of purported and unsubstantiated heresay, innuendo, and misinformation, in the absence of that which is of fact to the contrary, all beyond the scope of your recognized and generally accepted statement of mission afore stated in the above.

In brief, we respectfully request and petition PETA to mind it's own business.