Next Hurricane Name

This is a petition to name the next hurricane HURRICANE ICKMAR. In my opinion, Ickmar is a very agressive, destructive name. Completely suitable for a hurricane. It's hurricaney! If you think that Ickmar is a bad name for a hurricane, then you are stupid, ugly, brain-damaged, and you probably use drugs. Vote Ickmar! I assume that in order for this petition to have any sort of effect on anything at all, we will need somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000 million signatures. With that in mind, get all of your to sign. That should cover it. Ickmar!

And to my homie-g-brethren on the West Coast: even though you are completely left out in the fact that you do not get hurricanes, this petition is not East-Coast-biased. I leave no one out! And to my central-United-States fellows. You don't even HAVE oceans, but I did not forget you! And to everyone else in every other place. You must still sign this! Unlike the U.S. presidential elections, your vote actually counts!