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If you have a soul, save Biz from the overwhelming Kurtness.

Published by Biz on May 21, 2003
Target: Biz. She needs it.
Background (Preamble):
Biz has gone too far. The MS paints, the FF.N trolling, the horrible, horrible abuse of the C+P feature...

She must be stopped.

This Kurt (aka Nightcrawler, f00') thing has gotten way out of control. She doodles him constantly, dreams of the day he kills Scott and becomes to main character on Evo, and - for frick sake - HAS MADE A PLUSHIE.

So please, help Biz from going off the deep end. Further, we mean.

Also, send her Remy/Kurt pr0n. She likes that.
Petition:
Biz, you've gone too far. My signature here means that you are absolutely off your fricking rocker.

The If you have a soul, save Biz from the overwhelming Kurtness. petition to Biz. She needs it. was written by Biz and is in the category Humor at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: , , ,

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