Give Aaron Brooks a brain transplant

This petition was published by Robert Schwartz on Jan 12, 2005

We, the undersigned, petition Tom Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints NFL franchise, to appropriate a portion of the revenue/payment received from the State of Louisiana towards the necessary brain transplant of quarterback, Aaron Brooks. Until this important and necessary measure can be taken, it appears that Brooks' brain will remain directly connected to his ass. Mr. Benson, for the sake of Saints fans everywhere, the City of New Orleans and the State of Louisiana, we petition you to implement this measure for the salvation of your franchise.

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