Get the Urban Llama Gangs Off Our Streets

This petition was published by Wesley Scott on Apr 20, 2001

We the undersigned as concerned citizens of America, strongly urge you to arrest and sentence all of the llamas in the United States to life imprisonment. If not for the sake of our children, and the future of our streets, for the victims who have already suffered the damage done by these evil creatures.(Llamas are easily recognized by their nasty spitting habits, coarse hair, eye patches, rope, an uncanny resemblence to camels, bandanas, and t-shirts that read "I hate Wesley and Katie".)

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