Eradicate Stupidity

This petition was published by Anubis on Jan 29, 2002

Please sign this petition stating that you are in favor of placing stupid people at the corner of a busy intersection and letting them try to cross the street. If by any chance any of these stupid people make it across the street safely, you agree that they should be placed in the middle of a NASCAR race track while cars speed over them. Further, you wish to have this made into a pay-per-view event in order to stimulate our sagging economy. This nobel cause awaits your endorsement. If by any chance you happen to be one of these stupid people and you are reading this, please sign the petition and agree to walk onto a busy intersection. Thank you.

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