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Encourage Intel to Improve the Intelligence of Computer Users by Unnatural Selection
Published by LilBunnyRabbit on Aug 03, 2004
| 15 Signatures |
Target: james@bores.com
Region: GLOBAL
Background (Preamble):
Due to the overwhelming stupidity of the average computer user, this petition has been organised to try and encourage Intel to do something about the idiots who use their processors.
Petition:
We, the undersigned, demand proper anti-personnel explosive devices installed alongside all Intel processors and motherboards, to be detonated on remote command by a professional team of moderators who will monitor all internet traffic.
The Encourage Intel to Improve the Intelligence of Computer Users by Unnatural Selection petition to james@bores.com was written by LilBunnyRabbit and is in the category Humor at GoPetition. Contact author here. Petition tags: intel, processors, computer, encourage, encourage intel
