Ban PETA

July 11, 2004

PETA has been proven to harbour terrorism. One member once said he would rather save a bright dog than a retarded human baby. How cruel is that? I should note that the majority of its member never speak of saving animals, only of harming humans.

Some even conform to the ideas of Adolf Hitler! The say meat is bad for you, even though the human digestive tract is designed to process meat and that man becamce as intelligent as we are today by consuming animal proteins (they promote proper brain development). Maybe the reason they can't all see why killing humans to save a cockroach is wrong is because they have UNDERDEVELOPED BRAINS!

In fact, these leather slip-on shoes I am wearing constitute a lynching, in their opinions. Hey, you guys need to go to a mental hospital or else you might die of a brain disease. Oh wait, you already have one!

The point is, don't join PETA unless you are a Nazi, or a Terroist. Almost everyone there fits into one of those two groups by modern standards (common sense).