Redress the Atheist White Male Conspiracy - Sex-change for Hitchens NOW!!!

We, the undersigned, call on atheists, agnostics, secularists and humanists the world over to put an end, once and for all, to the perception that the public face of atheism is exclusively white and male. To this end, we pledge to socially, morally and financially support full gender re-assignment surgery for Christopher Hitchens. This bold move will send a strong message to the planet that the days of "white male" atheism are done, and the dawn of the new, all-inclusive atheism have arrived.