We, the UNDERSIGNED, do solemnly and knowingly

REQUEST that Mr. Seth Watts limit his broadcasting of information in the Musical Instrument Digital Interface (MIDI) medium between the... more

We the undersigned refuse to wear underwear on weekends. We wish our clothes to reflect our new and established style. We are not exhibitionists, just... more

We the undersigned agree that Lady Kaos needs a new car so that everyone can go places together and so she can have a car of her... more

To All my people who have been "ripped off" from Cheddar Hungry Stealer Cray!
and feel u have been emotionally scarred because u have paid for a custom status and u find out it only lasts for a day!... more

We, the people of the United States, are here to petition The National Broadcasting Company (NBC) to keep quality television on the air. We the undersigned individuals feel that "ED", the story of a man who moves back to Stuckyville, Ohio from New York in search of his... more

john... more

I agree that Rikki Ferrari is totally whacked out and awesome. He should be granted his next title of Big Crack... more

Mr. Guilherme Aurélio da Silva Arantes a.k.a Firewaster, please, don't have a haircut. Think about all the guys (and poor girls) who have always wanted to have such beautiful hair.
Don't sell your 5 years old companion. Think about all the praize you... more

Sign here to say, Time Warp... more

We the undersigned believe petitions to be gay and stupid. We also are fully aware of the fact that we are signing a petition to show petitions are gay. BUT WE DONT... more