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Take Hitachi's Out of Porn! |
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Published by boy Kyle on Apr 23, 2009
Category: Gender Issues
Region: GLOBAL
Target: Kinksters & Perverts alike
Background (Preamble):
For nearly a millennia the human race has created pornography. From the earliest sketches and sculptures to the 3D enhanced "Pirates 2: Stagnatti's Revenge," the perversity of mankind has strived to express the fantasy of sex, sensuality, and erotic desire.
In our haste, as a modern society, we have left behind the traditional principles of porn, and in its place we have replaced them with a machine (albeit a very efficient one), The Hitachi.
In our haste, as a modern society, we have left behind the traditional principles of porn, and in its place we have replaced them with a machine (albeit a very efficient one), The Hitachi.
Petition:
In the watching of many movies of a kinky nature, we, the people, have observed the excessive use of the hitachi device. The use of the Hitachi should be outlined as such:
-Forced Orgasms, when other more interesting tools are not available.
-Personal Masturbation, because lets face it, we all lead busy lives.
-And Finally, the Cop-Out - Sometimes we need to finish the job a man can't do.
Mankind uses tools, this is in our nature, but for the love of god use, some fucking versatility. Use a Sawz-All Fucking machine, a stick, or your own dick, but if one more piece-of-sh#$ "Domly" Dom thinks that the hitachi is the endall toy to be used in pornography, I swear there shall be a revolution on the hands of producers.
We are sick of the hand appearing offscreen to push the hitachi into the model's clit.
We are sick of the Dom telling the sub to use the hitachi on herself.
And For the Love of all that is holy, we are sick of the Hitachi being used as a replacement for insertion and other pervertable toys.
Please, to those that read this, heed our warning. If this activity is continued, we will raid the Hitachi corporation... and they will be rather surprised why we carry a grudge against a back massager.
-Forced Orgasms, when other more interesting tools are not available.
-Personal Masturbation, because lets face it, we all lead busy lives.
-And Finally, the Cop-Out - Sometimes we need to finish the job a man can't do.
Mankind uses tools, this is in our nature, but for the love of god use, some fucking versatility. Use a Sawz-All Fucking machine, a stick, or your own dick, but if one more piece-of-sh#$ "Domly" Dom thinks that the hitachi is the endall toy to be used in pornography, I swear there shall be a revolution on the hands of producers.
We are sick of the hand appearing offscreen to push the hitachi into the model's clit.
We are sick of the Dom telling the sub to use the hitachi on herself.
And For the Love of all that is holy, we are sick of the Hitachi being used as a replacement for insertion and other pervertable toys.
Please, to those that read this, heed our warning. If this activity is continued, we will raid the Hitachi corporation... and they will be rather surprised why we carry a grudge against a back massager.
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